(The short begins with the Purple Guy sitting at the restaurant table)
Purple Guy: Sheesh, I didn't think my blind date would actually be blind, haha, because she didn't see the time, because she's late
(Purple Guy looks forward and Puppet appears)
Puppet: Hey
Purple Guy: Are you a giraffe?
Puppet: Are you saying that because I'm tall?
Purple Guy: Are you a tall drink of water?
Puppet: Okay, so, what do you do for work?
(Purple Guy laughs)
Puppet: You don't have a job, do you
Purple Guy: What? Of course I have a job, I provide moral deflating criticism to the youth of today
Puppet: So, you're a bully
Purple Guy: *laughter* Labels, anyway, what do you do masked madam?
Puppet: I do magic
Purple Guy: *laughter* Magic?
Puppet: What's so funny about magic?
Purple Guy: Well, last time I checked magic wasn't, REAL
(The word "Real" comes out of Purple Guy's mouth, Puppet gets angry and levitates Purple Guy)
Puppet: IT'S REAL, ENOUGH FOR YOU!
Purple Guy: Whatever, I don't need you, I've got another blind date
(Purple Guy looks at Bonnie)
Bonnie: Oh, I hear you like purple, I'm purple
End of short