"The Long Legs Family" is a song from the short "The TRUTH about the Long Legs Family", it is song by Daddy Long Legs to describe to his family how kind he is, but things begin to change when the family begins to reveal their inner monster
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Daddy Long Legs: We are the Long Legs Family and yes we are so happy to meet every one of you
Won't you come along and join us as we start to show you everthing that we can do
It starts with dad he can play ball he's just so tall its hard to fall when his big hands and there for you
And then there's mom what a shell bomb she's always there and there is something else that we all like to do
All Long Legs Family members: And after school and after work we get to work work!
We murder! Murder! Murder! We murder you you fools and tools!
We drop you dead! You better run and call the feds cause we splitting all them heads get him daughter make him bleed
We murder! Murder! All them suckers who fled watch em feel that dread
Crush em all flat like some bread everyone begs! But there's no mercy given from the Long Legs!