(The short begins with all the characters from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared sitting at the kitchen table)
Yellow Guy: You know when sometimes you put the thing on top of the other thing?
Duck: You're talking to?
Yellow Guy: I'm talking with the blue one
Duck: Wrong, he's not blue, I'm the blue one
Red Guy: No, I'm I'm pretty sure you're the dark yellow one
Duck: No, stop talking, I said I'm brown one
Yellow Guy: I always thought this guy was the brown one
(Rainbow Friends appear)
Blue: Ah, looks like someone doesn't know their colors
(The Rainbow Song begins)
Rainbow Friends: Blue is the color of the sky and the sea
It's the color of cars, and also depression
Green is the color of the trees and the grass
It's the color of frogs, pickles and aphids
Orange is the color of an orange
Duck: Is that it?
Rainbow Friends: Red is the color of the apples and the meat
It's color of you,
Red Guy: Ow
Rainbow Friends: And also the sun
Yellow is the color of him
Yellow Guy: Hello!
Rainbow Friends: And the cheese
It's the color of sauce, jaundice and teeth
Purple is like eggplants, and that guy in the vents
Brown's chocolate, feces, gravy, corks and soil
Yellow Guy: I want to do it (2X), (singing) Black is the color of my arms, and my mouth
Rainbow Friends: *screams* Black is not a color. Black is not a color! Black is not a color! Black is not a color!! Black is not a color!!! Black is not a color!!!! Black is not a color!!!! Black is not a color!!!!!!
End of short