(The short begins with Papyrus lounging on his couch when the phone rings)
Chica: I need you to feel it for me in the kitchen
Papyrus: I don't know who you are, but okay
(1 second later, Papyrus is in the kitchen and Purple Girl appears)
Purple Girl: Hey bonehead, what are you doing?
Papyrus: I'm making spaghetti!
Purple Girl: What? This is a pizzeria
(Papyrus picks up on recipe)
Papyrus: See? Tomato Sauce, Thyme, Zesty Spaghetti Seasonings, San's Bath Water, yes yes everything seems to be in order! Wait, where is the...?
Purple Girl: What?
(Papyrus looks at the Purple Girl with white pupils)
Papyrus: There is no meat
Purple Girl: What?
Papyrus: I cannot in good faith mix spaghetti and meatballs without meat
(Papyrus points to Purple Girl)
Papyrus: I NEED MEAT!!!
(Papyrus is eating spaghetti with Purple Girl)
Purple Girl: All right Papyrus, you were right, this really did need meat, definitely worth that trip to the supermarket
(Purple Girl dies)
Papyrus: HA HA, that must be San's Bath Water kicking in
End of short