(The short begins with Monty and his guests in the basement)
Monty: What's rule number one?
Huggy Wuggy, Freddy, Gregory and Baldi: Go talk about Fight Club
Monty: What's rule number two?
Huggy Wuggy, Freddy, Gregory and Baldi: Don't invite them immediately
Monty: And why not?
Gregory: Because freaking muppets are tricky to fight
Monty: Correct, human child, don't be fooled by those scrawny arms, they could dead lift at least 41.3 pounds
Huggy Wuggy, Freddy, Gregory and Baldi: Oh, that's right
Monty: You have no idea, that guy took my shot at the big leagues back in 83, it was neck and neck in the third quarter second base, I still don't know where he managed to grab that anvil, but enough about that
Gregory: Who's first
Monty: OldMan!
(Baldi appears with the name "OldMan")
Monty: Yogi!
(Freddy appears with the name "Yogi Bear")
Freddy: Please avoid the money maker
Baldi: Not a chance, I'm going to stick this ruler where the sun don't shine
(TheMeatly appears)
TheMeatly: I see you decided to start a Fight Club without me, Monty
Monty: It just can't be!
TheMeatly: No matter, by the time I'm done with you the only Bendy will be me bending your spine
(Señor Metacarpus appears)
Señor Metacarpus: Well well well, if it isn't theMeatly!
TheMeatly: Audible gasp, Señor Metacarpus?
Señor Metacarpus: It is time to pay for your war crimes
TheMeatly: Bite me
Señor Metacarpus: Now we fight
(The two begin to fight then Glamrock Freddy and Monty show up with Gregory in bed)
Monty: That's totally how this happended to him, definitely wasn't him retrieving my very delicious candy bar from the zoo's gator pit
(Gregory feels hurt)
Monty: But we had fun, isn't that right kid?
(Monty hits Gregory after the "We'll Be Right Back" meme appears)
End of short