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(The short starts on a talk show where Jackson is introducing himself to the public).

Jackson: Tonight on The Tomorrow Show, we have pop culture's 24-karat gal, you love her, I love her, Bob loves her, give it up for Golden Circus Baby!

(Circus Baby comes on stage all shiny and golden, introducing herself to the audience).

Jackson: Look now, I gotta ask you, m'kay, the gold, m'kay, you're shiny look is sweeping the nation! What's your secret?

Circus Baby: Well, Jackson, my gold plating came from these! (She pulls out a Faz-Coin.) Pure gold Faz-Coins.

Jackson: Wow-wee! Pure gold, huh? What do you say we put that to the test, m'kay? (He takes the Faz-Coin and begins to put it into his mouth.)

Circus Baby: (nervously) Oh, you don't need to do that!

Jackson: (chuckles) Yeah, I do, m'kay.

Circus Baby: Seriously, you don't even know where that's been!

Jackson: Well, I'm about to find out now, aren't I?

Circus Baby: No, don't!

(Jackson put the Faz-Coin in his mouth, shattering his teeth.)

Jackson: Wait a second, m'kay! This isn't gold, it's composition brass-plated zinc! (The audience gasps.) ARREST HER!!!

(Circus Baby is shocked by this. We then cut to a jail cell where Circus Baby is locked up, guarded by Audrey.)

Audrey: Do you robots just like being arrested? It happens like every day now.

Circus Baby: Shut up.

(End of transcript)

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