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(The short begins with Bron watching a documentary on Poppy Playtime's TV)

The TV Documentary: The iguanodons now are ready to me

(Tabby Lynx appears at Poppy Playtime entry)

Bron: It's not what it looks like

Tabby Lynx: Shhhh, I'm hiding from someone

Bron: Is it Sam Neill?

Tabby Lynx: Isn't he dead

Bron: I don't know

(A shadow breaks Poppy Playtime's door)

???: Greetings, challeger!

(Tabby Lynx gets scared)

Tabby Lynx: That's him

Bron: You got dust in my eye

???: Quiet bird, now cat, I challenge you...

(Tabby Lynx trembles in fear and then reveals that that shadow is the Boyfriend)

Boyfriend:...to a Rap Battle!

Tabby Lynx: I told you, NO!

Boyfriend: But why? I compel you two by the powers of Rap, Drake, Kendrick, Lamar, Shady, Kanye, Notorious Big, Snoop Dogg!

(While Boyfriend's saying all that, Bron goes to the place where he puts the toy and closes the door, and Boyfriend's foot is locked in the door)

Boyfriend: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Oh my Goooooooooooooooooooood!

Bron: Yeah, I'm going to be honest I thought he was standing further back

End of short

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