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(The short starts with Circus Blueby running like crazy to Freddy's Pizzeria and crashes into the wall, then he moves towards the door and then he sees Foxy, all angry and cleaning the tables, the camera zooms in on Foxy with a background black and a dramatic melody starts to play, Circus Blueby falls in love with him, cut to Circus Baby with his cell phone until...)

Circus Blueby: Ahh! Guess who I found, he is the boy of my dreams and I want to conquer him!

Circus Baby: Wait, you want to ask a guy out on a date?

(Circus Blueby says "YES" with her head, Circus Baby gets scared and Circus Blueby sneezes until her nose falls off and she puts her nose back on)

Circus Baby: If you want a chance at picking up a guy, you're gonna need some, professional training

Circus Blueby: Oh, okay! What does pistachio mean?

(Circus Baby makes a stand and Circus Blueby spins so fast and jumbled up the body parts, Circus Baby sings a song for the birds to come and Circus Blueby screams so loudly for the birds to faint, Circus Baby puts perfume and Circus Blueby drinks the perfume to fly)

Circus Baby: There he is not your chance? Get out there and knock him!

(Circus Blueby approaches Foxy)

Circus Blueby: Hey there! You honky man you?

Foxy: Wouldn't calypso stay

Circus Blueby: Your name wi-fi, because I feel a connection between us

(Circus Blueby laughs and Circus Baby scratches the things Circus Blueby DIDN'T say)

Circus Blueby: They say the eyes are windows to the soul, and I got big eyes!

Foxy: I think I must be walking this way now

Circus Blueby: Wait, listen to my angelic pipes!

(Circus Blueby screams so loudly to Foxy)

Foxy: Horses, I've heard facts machine that sing better than that

(Bonnie looks at the screams of Circus Blueby and falls in love with her)

Circus Baby: Well, that was certainly a, train wreck

Circus Blueby: What's a train?

Bonnie: Hey there beautiful, I couldn't help but notice that you seem to lack basic intelligence, I like a woman I can relate to

Circus Baby: No no no no no no, you'd have to be so monumentally brain dead, so utterly lacking in common sense to want to date someone like that

(Circus Blueby and Bonnie kiss)

Circus Baby: I honestly don't even know why I tried

End of short

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