Angry Alex is an animated music video by ZAM! & EnchantedMOB. It was uploaded to YouTube on August 4, 2021.
Synopsis[]
Alex has had it with Minecraft!
Plot[]
It all starts with Alex looking at the world of Minecraft ready to start a new day.
At first during the video, everything starts normal, with the animals singing by her side, the sun shining and nature seen everywhere, but when something bad happens, everything goes crazy and to make matters worse, Alex loses her sanity. every time bad things happen to her, until with all her accumulated anger she decides to blow up the whole world with dynamite until she gets tired and with a short scream, she leaves the game.
Ending A[]
It is revealed that Alex has been playing Minecraft all this time and starts throwing a huge tantrum until the video cuts to the credits.
Ending B[]
The sheep, the pig and the cow hold a funeral for the chicken who died during Alex's rage, however when the sheep explains all the memories, the pig accidentally eats the piece of chicken that was on the ground much to the sheep and the cow's surprise.
Lyrics[]
[Intro]
Ah, what a beautiful morning!
Welp, nothing's gonna mine itself!
Better get started!
[Verse 1]
It’s a bright new day, a great time to play
Every second here is endless bliss
When I start to build, oh my life's a thrill
Is there a better life than this?
Sun shining down (Sun is shining down)
Through the rainbows in the sky
I close my eyes (Oh I close my eyes)
And feel right at home
Ah.. just perf- No-no, no no no no no no no no!!
[Verse 2]
Creepers, menace
Silverfish, relentless
Caves, еndless
Lava, threatens
Bеrries causing pain
I'm sick of stomping grain
Tools always breaking
And angry piglins are insane!
Mobs moving in
I just wanna sleep
Zombies at my window
And now I’m craving meat
Trampling crops
Endermen stealing blocks
Using gold in clocks?!
I'm about to blow my top!
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Oh, hehehehe..
What I really mean is...
[Verse 3]
I know I was angry, but now I'm cheerful and free
Playing noteblock tunes as flowers bloom
Smiling ear to ear, without a single fear
Nothing beats a frown like a bright new day
I'm happy (Hey!), I'm happy
Slaphappy (Hey!), Lalalalalala! (She's so happy)
I'm happy (Hey!), I'm happy
Too happy! (Hey, she’s too happy!)
You see? Everything turned out just fi-
No, doggo! Doggo, come back- no no no no no no!!
Son of a!!!!
[Verse 4]
Noobs, annoying
Just stop the grief
Want a taste of honey? Deal with angry bees!
Fire spreading fast
Oh man, was that a ghast?!
I suck at taming cats
And the lag is BA-A-A-A-A-a-a
Let’s enchant — Now it's cursed
1.9, game is worse
Love the sky — always rains
What are even village trades??
In the mines — out of light
Sick of all this andesite
Got some diamonds — out of room
Walk a path — lost it too
[Break]
"Keep your head up high", they said
"Smile big and look to the sky"
But when I try, I’m stressed
Things I love put patience to the test
Minecraft is a mess
To call it perfect is a stretch
With a slip, and a fall
It sends me off the eeeeeeeeEEEEDGE!!!
[Verse 5]
It's funny how you fall straight down
And just like that, you're back to wood
Why even build, if you just get killed??
I'd fall through bedrock if I could
I hate this game
No, I don’t want to stay!
WHY even play!?
When every day is just the saaaaaaaaaaame
OHH I hate this gaaame..
GAHHHHHH!!